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Samuel Smith Old Brewery – Apricot Ale (Fruit)

  • 5.10% ABV
  • This would be good but it is a Samuel Smith and I really dont like anything from Sam Smith. It is very apricoty (I amde that up). But it also very thick tasting. Thick like chalk water or like a glass of 2 day dead hooker blood. Congealed thick. On the plus side it is also kind of sweet. OHhhHHhh wait that isnt a plus, it is another gross. It isnt Belgian sweet but it is sweet enough that I dont like it.
  • – Dont buy.


Short’s Brewing Company – The Soft Parade (Fruit)

  • 9.00% ABV
  • This is pretty good but I think there is something a little wrong with mine. There is way to much carbonation, like so much that I was able to pour a bout an inch of beer and the rest of the glass was full of foam. It is so bad that it is detracting from the taste a little bit. I would imagine that with out the obvious problem this would be really good.
  • + Try again



Well it’s been a while but I finally got another one, and… It is punch me in the asshole delicious! Fuck this is a good beer. The only down side is that the first one I drank was obviously fucked up. I dont know what to say other than, roll the damn dice. If it turns out right you will love it.